1 00:00:34,266 --> 00:00:39,466 Dead Alive aKa Braindead 1992 Subtitles English 2 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,877 I've got the vibes. This thing is evil, man. 3 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,296 I got a bad feeling. 4 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,131 Official: Shut up and keep moving. 5 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,967 Assistant: Is big mistake. 6 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,112 Let it go, man. We set it down, and we let it go. 7 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,448 (Creature screeching) 8 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,699 It's only a bloody monkey, for Christ's sake. Now pick it up. 9 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,363 Listen, you no pick up the cage, 10 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,337 you no get the big dollars. 11 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,459 (Yelling) 12 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,341 Holy shit! 13 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,875 Don't move! 14 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,974 What are these buggers playing at? 15 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:35,219 (Speaking native language) 16 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,805 He says the rat monkey must be set free. 17 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,890 He says we must leave this valley and never return, 18 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,569 or the evil spirits will exact their revenge. 19 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,063 Permit. Look and see. Permit. 20 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,456 Permit! 21 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,997 (Mumbling indistinctly) 22 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:57,700 (All gasping) 23 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:01,847 I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown. 24 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,472 (Tribesmen clamoring) 25 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,724 (Screaming) 26 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,941 Move it! 27 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,864 (Tribesmen whooping) 28 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,042 (Tribesmen whooping and grunting) 29 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,668 Start her up! Quick! 30 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,645 Assistant: Hey! 31 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,687 Drive, you buggers! 32 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,732 Man, wait. 33 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,401 Step on it! 34 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,811 (Monkey screeching) 35 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,113 Official: Ow! 36 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,989 The little bugger bit me. 37 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,839 Zingaya! Zingaya! 38 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,852 You've got the bite. 39 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,267 There's some Dettol in the Jeep. 40 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:38,856 Jeez! No! 41 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,013 No! What are you doing? 42 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,191 (Screaming) 43 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,203 Zingaya. 44 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,914 Shit! 45 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,420 (Gasping in pain) 46 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,461 - Zingaya! - Zingaya! 47 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,970 Thank you. 48 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,488 (Whistling outside) 49 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,532 - Hi, Paquita. - Good morning, Roger. 50 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,609 That's the lot. 51 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:45,540 Tell your dad I'll be round on Thursday with the saveloys. 52 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,216 That's a pretty dress, Paquita. 53 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,094 See you later, alligator. 54 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,733 You like that boy, Paquita? 55 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,030 Shuffle the cards. 56 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,168 We will see if you and Roger are destined to be together. 57 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,300 Create his image in your mind and cut the cards. 58 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,284 Paquita, 59 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,328 I thought we'd seen the last of this. 60 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,597 And here you go, you start over again. 61 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,395 This is you. 62 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:51,112 And this is the man of your future. 63 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:55,199 - But he doesn't look like Roger. - It is not Roger. 64 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:05,122 There will be one romance, 65 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,820 and it shall last forever. 66 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,446 Romance? (Scoffs) 67 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,044 What about money? 68 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:16,255 This man will enter your life in the near future. 69 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:22,014 And you will become romantically entangled with him. 70 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:26,005 - Almost immediately. - But who is it? 71 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,150 You will recognize this man 72 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,654 by the symbol of the star 73 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,574 and of the moon. 74 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,243 - What is this? - No, not that one. 75 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,074 Paquita, we have a customer. 76 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,905 - It's bad, yes? - Nothing. 77 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,253 Paquita! 78 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,105 Just dropping off our order. 79 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,274 Um... 80 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,571 Mum says to pack the biscuits on top because she doesn't want any broken. 81 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,533 Uh... actually, 82 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,620 I'll take one of these now. 83 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,045 Sorry. 84 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,685 Santa Maria. 85 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,068 I better be off then. 86 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,703 (Trolley bell ringing) 87 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,098 Mum: Lionel! 88 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,688 Lionel! 89 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,719 Woman on radio: Good morning, everybody. 90 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,114 Morning, everybody. Well, now I'd like... 91 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,306 There's a beetle. 92 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,391 Eh? 93 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,660 There. Under the fridge. 94 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,230 Horrid little creature scuttled right in front of me. 95 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,566 I thought I told you to spray this house! 96 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,943 The place is infested with vermin. 97 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,292 I'll get on it straight away, mum. 98 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,212 Lionel! 99 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,370 You'll be pleased to know 100 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:08,893 that your mother has been voted treasurer elect of the wlwl. 101 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,139 The Wellington ladies' welfare league. 102 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,755 That's great, mum. 103 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,257 And on Friday, 104 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:19,688 the president, Nora Matheson, is dropping by to offer her congratulations. 105 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,571 Wow, the president. 106 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,987 Oh, god! 107 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,570 Look at the state of this place! 108 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,579 All the windows will have to be polished. 109 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,004 Look at this dust! It's an inch thick! 110 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,633 - You'll have to do the silver. - I polished it last week. 111 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,053 And the drapes need cleaning. 112 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,955 - Oh! - I just mowed the lawn. 113 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,226 Does this look like a well-maintained frontage? 114 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,783 Get off, you stupid dog. 115 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,730 Here, I'll help you. 116 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,283 No. I manage. 117 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,037 Your brother usually does the deliveries. 118 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,755 Not today. 119 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,518 Oh... is big house. 120 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,505 You live here always? 121 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,898 Yeah. 122 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,143 You like my dog? 123 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,361 Is very big, yes? 124 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,615 Any bigger, and he'd belong in a zoo. 125 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,308 Zoo? Pardon? 126 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:52,284 Zoo. You know, animals? Cages? 127 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,324 Ah. Claro. 128 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,834 I like to go with zoo. 129 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,208 I go with the zoo? 130 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,656 No. No, no. 131 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,241 You want to go to the zoo. 132 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,964 Yes, please. 133 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,254 Oh. 134 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,124 Okay. 135 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,517 Tomorrow? 136 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,603 I'll meet you outside the shop. 137 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,275 Okay. 138 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,192 (Glass breaking) 139 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,451 I have to go. 140 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,070 My Jardinière, it's shattered. 141 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,613 Mum, that was your favorite. 142 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,074 It would never have happened if you'd taken more care with the dusting. 143 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,952 - I can get you another one. - It's irreplaceable. 144 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,255 A present from your father. 145 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,832 Our last wedding anniversary. 146 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,307 Before he was taken from us. 147 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,231 (Sighs melodramatically) 148 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,885 I miss him, too. 149 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,187 (Crying) 150 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,656 (Roaring) 151 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,921 (Talking indistinctly and laughing) 152 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,716 Oh. Look. 153 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,291 Cary Grant. He is such a dream. 154 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:40,670 I wish I could be grace Kelly. She is so pretty. 155 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,474 Such beautiful blonde hair. 156 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:55,949 Paquita: Lionel? 157 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,249 What is wrong? 158 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,577 (Gasping) 159 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,862 Sorry. 160 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,164 Um... 161 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,467 When I was young, I was at the beach, and I... 162 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:14,680 I nearly drowned when I fell off this pier. 163 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,260 My dad dived in to save me, 164 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,645 but as he was climbing out, 165 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,007 this freak wave just washed him out to sea 166 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:29,232 and he drowned. 167 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,664 Oh! The little monkeys! Look, Lionel. 168 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,465 (Laughing) 169 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,015 - Oh! - Oh! 170 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,022 There! For you! 171 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,875 (Growling) 172 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,726 (Disgusted cry) 173 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,893 (Primates screeching) 174 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,602 (Roaring) 175 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,765 Poor little bugger. 176 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,067 (Grunting) 177 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,498 Get out of there, you vicious little shit! 178 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,083 Reckon they're only found on one island, you know? 179 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,215 Story goes, these great big rats 180 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,705 come scuttling off the slave ships 181 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,304 and raped all the little tree monkeys. 182 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,297 You know, the natives use them in black magic rituals. 183 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,174 - Really? - Zookeeper: Yeah. 184 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,727 Don't ask me how. 185 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,321 Probably suck the blood of virgins, eh? 186 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,108 I want to sit down. 187 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,489 Wow. 188 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,865 Hmm. 189 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,832 Oh! 190 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,459 (Screaming) 191 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,224 Mum? 192 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,219 (Growling) 193 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,019 (Roaring) 194 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,155 (Disgusted groans) 195 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,413 Mum! 196 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,860 Holy shit! 197 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,695 Look at this. It bit me. 198 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,947 I've been savaged. 199 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,907 And my dress. 200 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,176 Here, I help you. 201 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,720 Lionel. 202 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,226 Take me home. 203 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,562 There you are, Vera. 204 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,740 Now, you just rest up. 205 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,069 I'll be back in a couple of days to change that dressing. 206 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,445 Thanks, nurse Mctavish. 207 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,716 It's all right, Lionel. I'll see myself out. 208 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,886 (Sighs) 209 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:33,063 Why have you deliberately gone out of your way to upset me? 210 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,270 I'm sorry. 211 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,021 It won't happen again. 212 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,947 I don't deserve all this attention, darling. 213 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,573 If you need anything during the night, 214 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,285 - you just call. - You're so good to me. 215 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,213 Good night, mum. 216 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,530 Paquita: Lionel! 217 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,659 Hello! 218 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,481 Shh! 219 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,774 Keep your voice down. 220 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,528 - Look, I have your jacket. - Yeah. I'll get it tomorrow. 221 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,876 What? 222 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,383 Look. 223 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,963 (Giggling) 224 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:07,153 - It could've waited till the morning. - Is that all you have to say? 225 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,312 Look, I'm really sorry about the zoo, paquita. 226 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,366 It's just mum, she's... 227 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,452 You know. 228 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,039 We go out again? To a movie? 229 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,505 Look. 230 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,588 I'd like to. 231 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,090 But it's not... It's just not possible. 232 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,580 Not possible? 233 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,975 But we are romantically entangled. 234 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,377 Entangled? Look... 235 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,397 Look, I don't know what you're thinking, 236 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,856 but I just can't see you anymore. 237 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,537 Paquita. 238 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,880 There will be one romance, 239 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,229 and it shall last forever. 240 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,522 (Moaning) 241 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,539 (Incoherent mumbling) 242 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,115 (Whistling jauntily) 243 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,957 Wow! Mum, what a beautiful day. 244 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,040 (Gasping and moaning) 245 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,879 (Groaning in pain) 246 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,968 (Gagging) 247 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,310 Oh! 248 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,059 I'm gonna call nurse Mctavish. 249 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,186 No. You'll do no such thing. 250 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,536 - I'm perfectly all right. - But... 251 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,041 You'll look after me, Lionel. 252 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,874 (Doorbell ringing) 253 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:17,803 Nora Matheson. Ladies' welfare league. 254 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,937 Your mother's expecting us. 255 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,841 The Mathesons are here. 256 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,143 (Gasps) 257 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,613 No, mum. You're not well! 258 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,150 Get my dress! 259 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,699 Oh. 260 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,534 Jeez! 261 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,485 Please go back to bed, mum. 262 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,862 I'll put them off. It's only the Mathesons. 263 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:53,633 (Slurring) It's the wlwl! 264 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,093 (Groaning in pain) 265 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,565 Careful. It'll stick on crooked. 266 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,604 Our main objective next year 267 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:27,734 is to try to get some of the younger generation 268 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,277 involved in the league. 269 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:33,173 That's why I'm so pleased that you're on the committee, Vera. 270 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,466 (Slurring) Thank you, Nora. 271 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:42,179 It's a great honor. 272 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,894 Have you had any thoughts on the agenda for the annual meeting? 273 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,392 Annual meeting. 274 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:57,273 Annual meeting. 275 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,441 (Moaning) 276 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,402 (Moaning) 277 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,284 What we need's another war! 278 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,043 Yes, dear. 279 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:15,958 I hear sir Edmund Hillary's planning an attempt on the south pole. 280 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,386 By trek, though. 281 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:24,095 Have some more beans, Mrs. Matheson. 282 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,001 I'll have a few of those, lad. 283 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,420 I really think we should be going, dear. 284 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,394 Thank you, Lionel. 285 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,508 Mr. Matheson: What? 286 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,607 No pudding? 287 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,679 Only custard, I'm afraid. 288 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,847 Custard. 289 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,350 I haven't had a good custard in years. 290 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,699 She never makes the stuff. 291 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,216 Damn fine custard. 292 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,933 Rich and creamy, just the way I like it. 293 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,659 (Gagging) 294 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,340 Touchy on the old food front. 295 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,877 Never mind. 296 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,954 That was a fine meal, boy. 297 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,223 Thank you, Mr. Matheson. 298 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,314 - Paquita: Lionel! - What's wrong? 299 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,691 Lionel, you must listen to me. 300 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:09,700 Dark forces are amassing against you. 301 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:15,109 My grandmamma has seen it. 302 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,711 "The path ahead is one of fear and great danger." 303 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,293 - (Dog barking) - (Mum screaming) 304 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,097 Fernando! 305 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,850 Paquita, wait! 306 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,933 (Gasps) 307 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,601 God! Mum! 308 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,941 (Squishing sounds) 309 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,792 Oh, Fernando. 310 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,212 Your mother ate my dog! 311 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,749 Not all of it. 312 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,834 (Crying) 313 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:06,920 (Roaring) 314 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,859 Get nurse Mctavish, quick. 315 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,900 (Moaning and gasping) 316 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,199 How long has your mother been like this? 317 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,034 Since this morning. 318 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,786 Oh... um... 319 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:53,433 I'll call an ambulance. You pack some things for the hospital. 320 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,011 I'll do it. 321 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,311 (Gasping painfully) 322 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,697 Nurse Mctavish. 323 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,999 Your mother's dead, Lionel. 324 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,728 (Crying) 325 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:41,894 I'm sorry, Lionel. 326 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,311 There was nothing we could do. 327 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,825 She loved you very much. 328 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:55,366 (Flesh tearing) 329 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,415 (Screaming) 330 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,778 (Growling) 331 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,080 (Screaming) 332 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,636 (Music playing loudly on radio) 333 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,251 Which toothbrush? 334 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,961 (Strangled gasps) 335 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,338 Lionel! 336 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,714 Your mother's toothbrush, 337 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,813 the white one or green one? 338 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,315 Green! 339 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,522 Man on radio: Mother, you are looking well today. 340 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:43,567 Woman on radio: I woke up this morning, Phillip, and I feel 100% better. 341 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,152 Man on radio: How about a nice cup of tea? 342 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,455 I'll just put the jug on. 343 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,577 Sorry, mother. That was your favorite teapot. 344 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,704 It slipped out of me hand. 345 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,632 Woman on radio: Never mind, Phillip. 346 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:02,308 (Growling) 347 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,013 (Screaming) 348 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,328 (Gurgling) 349 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,841 (Grunting with exertion) 350 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,349 (Panting) 351 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:44,646 Paquita: Bed jacket, nightgown, slippers and toothbrush. 352 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,315 Where's your mother? 353 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,693 - She's gone to hospital. - Oh. 354 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,108 I didn't hear the ambulance. 355 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,618 - No, no, no. - (Door rattling) 356 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,060 Um... 357 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,312 Well, uh, 358 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,231 she went in nurse Mctavish's car, yeah. 359 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,774 Sort of... 360 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,777 Well, sort of... sort of lying across the back seat, really. 361 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:12,048 Yeah. Her and nurse Mctavish off to hospital. 362 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,076 But her night bag? 363 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,879 I'll take that. 364 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,849 - (Growling) - (Rattling) 365 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,727 (Volume of radio increases) 366 00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:29,131 Man on radio: So, it's you who's been poaching my rabbits. 367 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,883 - Lionel. - I've a good mind to let you have it 368 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,551 with both barrels. 369 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,178 - (Lionel laughing) - Boy on radio: It weren't me, sir. 370 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,652 It were that Johnny Morris what did it. 371 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,232 Well, I go now. 372 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,601 Man on radio: You just be on your way, young lad. 373 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:44,623 If I see you here again, I'll give you what for. 374 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:59,595 - (Moaning) - (Rattling) 375 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,520 (Door creaking) 376 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,323 (In European accent) What do you want? 377 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,577 You're not from the immigration? 378 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:34,923 I told you people I lost my bloody papers, okay? 379 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:39,378 My family left Latvia 380 00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,346 during the occupation. 381 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,887 We were hunted like dogs! 382 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:48,015 I just want to buy some 383 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,476 sedatives. 384 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,674 What do you think I am? A goddamn doctor? 385 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:57,275 I don't sell sedatives. 386 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,658 Tranquilizers, I do have. 387 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:07,871 (Cloth tearing) 388 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:14,111 Do you want a syringe, 389 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,915 or are you going to sniff? 390 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,967 (Moaning) 391 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,721 (Gurgling) 392 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:18,967 (Growling) 393 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:20,269 (Screaming) 394 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,495 (Inhuman cry) 395 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,094 (Muffled screaming) 396 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,592 (Gasping) 397 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:07,992 Lionel, I am happy to see you. 398 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,532 Tell me about these 399 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,577 dark forces. 400 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,632 Death surrounds him. 401 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:27,966 There will be torment and suffering. 402 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,299 You are marked. 403 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,520 Lionel. 404 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,842 Lionel, if something is wrong, I can... 405 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,486 Nothing's wrong, okay? 406 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:58,869 It contains the power of the white light. 407 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,788 It will protect you. 408 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:05,792 Keep it with you always. 409 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,415 How is your mother? 410 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,292 Fine. 411 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,853 Yeah, they want to keep her in hospital for a few more days. 412 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:32,485 (Screaming) 413 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:49,510 I didn't see her. She ran right in front of me. 414 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,257 They must have discharged her early. 415 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:06,969 Nora: It was a dreadful shock, losing Vera like that. 416 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:10,389 Had lunch with her only last Friday. Picture of health. 417 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,141 - That boy of hers, where is he? - Fine lad. 418 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,894 Lionel called half a dozen times in the last two days, 419 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,981 very keen to view the remains. 420 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:22,317 Of course I had to put him off. It would have been far too distressing. 421 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,946 As it is, it's been a damn difficult embalming job. 422 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,990 Oh, my god. Excuse me. 423 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,634 (Tires squealing) 424 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,513 I can tell you're not a Cosgrove. 425 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,683 - You're far too good looking. - Pardon? 426 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:57,328 Les is the name. I'm Lionel's... 427 00:39:58,646 --> 00:39:59,947 (Inhales) 428 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,232 Lionel's uncle. 429 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,902 And who might you be? 430 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,080 Paquita Maria Sanchez. 431 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,631 Latin, eh? 432 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,286 Excuse me, father. 433 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,163 - I am looking for Lionel. - I haven't seen him. 434 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,664 And if he's not here in 10 minutes, 435 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:22,311 his mother will be delivered into the hands of the lord in his absence. 436 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,059 (Gasps) 437 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,202 Undertaker: (From hallway) You idiot. 438 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:57,329 I told you to stay in there. 439 00:40:57,330 --> 00:41:01,976 The embalming machine should've been turned off half an hour ago. 440 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,266 Great! The old blowout! 441 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:10,935 (Giggling) 442 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,533 You're a half-wit. 443 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,477 This is coming off your wages. 444 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,479 - I'll fix them up. - No, leave it. 445 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,579 We've got to get the body to the service. 446 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:46,562 The theme of today's service is the sanctity of motherhood. 447 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:52,610 Vera Cosgrove will be surely missed by her friends and grieving family, 448 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,650 for she was indeed a fine woman, 449 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:59,279 and everything a boy could wish for in a mother. 450 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,528 Lionel, 451 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,605 though deprived of his father at an early age, 452 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:08,455 was blessed with an abundance of mother love. 453 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,751 Though our dear ones depart, 454 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,587 they live on in our hearts and memories. 455 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:22,056 Until, in the fullness of time, we, too, depart from this world. 456 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:26,386 Until we are reunited once again. 457 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,773 A Christian spirit is eternal. 458 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:36,678 Yea, whosoever believeth in the lord, Jesus Christ, 459 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,322 shall be 460 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,233 (all gasp) 461 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,989 Resurrected. 462 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:49,993 (Crowd murmuring) 463 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,083 (Les laughing) 464 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:04,331 Nora: Poor Lionel. 465 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,917 He was always dreadfully attached to his mother. 466 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,086 Well, I've seen some displays of grief in my day, 467 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:11,515 but nothing quite like that. 468 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:18,970 Do you need anything? 469 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,523 I'm fine. 470 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:26,812 I called to see you yesterday, but you didn't answer the door. 471 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:30,208 I just want to be left alone for a while, okay? 472 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:36,196 At least he's well provided for. 473 00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:38,865 Father Mcgruder: Yes, well, the Cosgroves were hardly paupers. 474 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,385 Nora: He'll be the sole beneficiary. 475 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:21,842 (Rustling) 476 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,973 Hey, guys. 477 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,726 Look what I found. 478 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,693 What are you doing with this thing? 479 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,845 Digging up a few stiffs? 480 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,523 - I... - Shut up! 481 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,224 You know what you are? 482 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,152 A bloody sicko. 483 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,576 Yeah, mental. 484 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,454 (Lionel groaning in pain) 485 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,040 Get his wallet. 486 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,331 (Unzipping) 487 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:07,046 That's my mother you're pissing on. 488 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,596 (Whimpering) 489 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:19,275 It's a zombie! 490 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,778 - (Growling) - (Screaming) 491 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,374 (Screaming) 492 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,296 Mom! No! 493 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:50,839 (Growling) 494 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,258 (Screaming) 495 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,855 What in god's name is going on here? 496 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,319 (All moaning) 497 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:18,667 The devil is amongst us. 498 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,540 Stay back, boy. 499 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:23,488 This calls for divine intervention. 500 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,790 (Yelling) 501 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,637 I kick ass for the lord! 502 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,574 (Screaming in pain) 503 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,409 No! 504 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,502 There you are, mum. 505 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:39,057 Void. 506 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,510 Use the spoon. 507 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,160 (Gurgling) 508 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,666 (Moaning unhappily) 509 00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,793 Hey, hey. 510 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,128 Cut that out. 511 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,521 (Doorbell ringing) 512 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,225 Shh! 513 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,453 How's it going, Lionel? 514 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:46,608 Come on, mate. I'm dying for a slash. 515 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:49,444 I've got a urinary infection. 516 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,821 Christ, what a stink! 517 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:55,501 Yeah. Dog must have crawled under the house and died. 518 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,995 Can't have been easy for you these past few weeks, Lionel, 519 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,424 what with your mother gone. 520 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:02,925 (Unzipping) 521 00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:08,347 (Painful moaning) 522 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,766 - Oh! - (Sounds of urination) 523 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:14,945 Who's that little girl you've been seeing? 524 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,688 What? 525 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:20,934 You know, the little Latin number with a cute bum. 526 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,352 Paquita. 527 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,479 Yeah. Paquita. 528 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,356 - That's the one. - (Zipping) 529 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,149 She's a bit of all right. 530 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:31,203 Wouldn't mind her doing the growl on me. 531 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:41,756 So, all this is coming your way? 532 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,801 Of course, 533 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,264 your mother was always intending to leave me a bequest. 534 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:53,017 - Oh? - Yes. We talked about it many times. 535 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,278 It was a foregone conclusion, really. 536 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,763 It's just, with her dying suddenly, 537 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:02,308 she didn't get the chance to include me in her will. 538 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,603 Well, you'll have to talk to the lawyers about that, uncle Les. 539 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,481 Don't bring the bloody lawyers into it. (Inhales) 540 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,775 This is a private family matter. 541 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,293 (Pleasurable moaning) 542 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:14,876 What the hell's that? 543 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,782 It's the pipes. 544 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,117 They do that sometimes. 545 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,743 It's not the pipes, Lionel. 546 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,245 It's somebody doing the business. 547 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,969 Please, uncle Les, you just got to leave. 548 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,312 So you found your dad's old stag movies? 549 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:34,233 (Pleasurable moaning gets louder) 550 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:38,344 Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid? 551 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,022 No, please. 552 00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:44,076 All right. I understand, Lionel. 553 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,537 Some things a man prefers to do on his own. 554 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:51,082 It's all part of the grieving process. 555 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,337 I'll be seeing you, Lionel. 556 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,481 (Tearing) 557 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:31,230 Man on radio: Nijinsky was of what nationality? 558 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:33,066 Nijinsky was Russian. 559 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:35,369 Russian is right. That's very... 560 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,714 (Pained panting) 561 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,636 Lionel! 562 00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:13,856 I dropped a shilling. It must have rolled down the drain. 563 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:16,609 I come to see you, you shut the door in my face. 564 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:20,279 You built a big wall. I telephone, and you don't answer. 565 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,672 Why? 566 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,588 Speak to me. 567 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,221 You don't want to see me anymore? 568 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:31,096 It was a mistake. 569 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,639 Sorry. 570 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,722 Goodbye. 571 00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,270 (Paquita crying) 572 00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,813 - Paquita. - Leave me alone. 573 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:56,208 - I'm sorry. - Leave me alone. 574 00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:00,287 Take your hands off her, you creep! 575 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:05,116 You know what they're saying about you, don't you? 576 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:06,826 You've gone funny in the head. 577 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:09,300 A real bloody weirdo. 578 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:13,416 You touch her again, and I'll knock you into the middle of next week. 579 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,843 Come on, paquita. 580 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,024 (Radio blaring) 581 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,586 (Electricity buzzing) 582 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:09,857 (Crying) 583 00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:26,131 (Muffled shouts) 584 00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:47,319 Cute little guy. 585 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:49,905 (Surprised exclaiming) 586 00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:07,422 Hello. Hello. 587 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,924 Who's a cutie? 588 00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:23,722 Who's a cute little Selwyn here? 589 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,098 Oh! 590 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,813 Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo. 591 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:37,444 (Cooing) 592 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:44,617 (Cloth ripping) 593 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,266 (Crying) 594 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,155 (Laughing) 595 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:29,708 (Girl screams) 596 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,422 So I said... 597 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,852 Yeah! 598 00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:48,723 (Gasps) 599 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:11,667 Hyperactive. 600 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,539 So, I tackled this guy, right? 601 00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,833 I brought him down with this real bone cruncher. 602 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:27,128 And the ball rolls free, so I scooped it up, and you know what I did? 603 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,852 I drop kicked from 50 yards out. 604 00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:31,465 God, you should have seen it. 605 00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,843 Put us three points ahead, gave us the match. 606 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,487 Fantastic. 607 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,497 Hello, Lionel. 608 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:56,796 That's quite a collection of stiffs you got down there. 609 00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:59,427 And I thought you were such a quiet chappie. 610 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,454 Uncle Les, they're not what you think. 611 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:02,913 Back off, mate! 612 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:05,842 Lay a hand on me, I'll have you for breakfast. 613 00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:09,962 I'm sorry, Lionel. 614 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:14,018 If I don't report this, I'll be an accessory after the fact. 615 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,686 I hope they can keep it out of the papers for your mother's sake. 616 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,115 She always hated a scandal. 617 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:33,611 This is hard for me, Lionel, informing on me sister's boy and all. 618 00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:36,989 Of course if I was to keep me mouth shut, I'd be taking a hell of a risk. 619 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:40,134 Hey, put me through to the police, please. 620 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:46,165 Of course if I was to get my fair share of Vera's estate, 621 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:49,595 I might be more inclined to protect a member of the family. 622 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,142 You want the money? 623 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:56,109 Detective sergeant Bauer, I'd like to report a multiple murder. 624 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:02,194 Yes, I'll wait. 625 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,318 The money and the house. 626 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,205 Blood is thicker than water, Lionel. 627 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:21,626 (Moaning) 628 01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:31,719 (Growling) 629 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,537 Yeah, good day. Les about? 630 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,276 Barry, you bastard! 631 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:58,070 Thought we'd pop over and take a squish at your new digs. 632 01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:59,280 Yeah, mate. Why not? 633 01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:02,158 - Rip the skins off a few brown ones. - Yeah. We'll make a night of it. 634 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,826 - Where are you going? - Just for a walk. 635 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:06,495 No, mate. These people want a feast. We'll get a party going. 636 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,890 We'll just get some savories for you, mate. 637 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,250 Have you gotten rid of those stiffs yet? 638 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,711 Barry: Hey, Les, let's stick some real music on. 639 01:01:13,712 --> 01:01:17,631 Yeah. Coming through. Better clear the dance floor. 640 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:20,593 I don't know what sort of kinky shit you're into, 641 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:23,192 but I want those things buried. 642 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,310 (Upbeat music playing) 643 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:32,410 (Guests laughing and chattering) 644 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,804 Come on, baby, let's dance! 645 01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:59,558 It's no good asking Lionel. He's nothing like his old man. 646 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:02,092 He was a real stick man. 647 01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:04,178 Used to pull the birds like you wouldn't believe. 648 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:06,447 Don't talk about my father like that. 649 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,779 (Laughing) 650 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:13,979 Tasty. 651 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:17,079 You got anything else that I can nibble on? 652 01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:20,152 So, you know, I throw him a dummy, fooled him completely. 653 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,487 Now, you got to imagine, this is, like... 654 01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:24,448 This is, like, 10, 15 yards out from the sideline. 655 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,825 There are several of these big buggers coming towards me, right? 656 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,845 So what do I do? I... I... I put my head down, 657 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:33,666 and I shocked again. I touched down right between the posts. God. 658 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,209 You know, the coach reckons I'm a dead certain 659 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,543 for the next all blacks trials. 660 01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:37,920 What do you think about that, paquita? 661 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:41,316 You could be going out with the next Bob Scott. 662 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,319 Oh! 663 01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:06,282 What have we here! 664 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:08,033 A cute little signorina, right? 665 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:11,370 - Let go of me! - Come on, now. Don't be a party pooper. 666 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,014 Come and have a drink. 667 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:15,874 I bet you go off like a rocket. 668 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,376 Oh! 669 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:19,429 (Groaning in pain) 670 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:23,549 You little bitch! I'll get you! 671 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:27,150 Where did she go? You foreign bitch! I'll get you! 672 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,370 Hello? 673 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,371 Hello? 674 01:03:54,372 --> 01:03:55,414 (Growling) 675 01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:57,012 (Screaming) 676 01:04:05,133 --> 01:04:06,525 Paquita! 677 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,111 (Moaning in pain) 678 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,953 Paquita. 679 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,953 "Death surrounds him." 680 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:36,423 They're not dead exactly. They're just 681 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:39,884 sort of rotting. 682 01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,474 Nurse Mctavish. 683 01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,981 Father Mcgruder. 684 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:46,937 (Paquita gasps) 685 01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:49,356 Your mother! 686 01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:54,532 I don't know what to do, you know? I... 687 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,736 I don't know how to stop it. 688 01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:02,115 You must destroy them. 689 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:05,914 I... I can't. 690 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:08,462 Not mum. 691 01:05:11,574 --> 01:05:14,127 That thing is not your mother. 692 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:26,773 Come on, Les, join in. 693 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:49,996 (Sobbing) 694 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:51,915 I'll do it. 695 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,190 (Moaning) 696 01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:15,814 (Gasping) 697 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,206 (Sobbing) 698 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:37,168 (Crying) 699 01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:05,489 What's this? 700 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,606 Two lovebirds flying the Coop, is it? 701 01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:10,275 - Out of the way, uncle Les! - You're not going anywhere, mate, 702 01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:12,829 until the house papers come through. 703 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,455 Come on, Lionel. 704 01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,198 No, you don't! 705 01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,500 Oh! 706 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,592 (Angry yelling) 707 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,812 - Ahhh! - Ahhh! 708 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:33,433 Come on! 709 01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:36,510 You fiery, little bitch. 710 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,971 It's time you and I got better acquainted. 711 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,364 (Paquita screams) 712 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:41,858 (Pained groan) 713 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:53,286 (Gasps) 714 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:57,832 Oh! 715 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:08,972 - (Explosions) - (Moaning) 716 01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:15,225 - (Snarling) - (Growling) 717 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:25,405 Help! Someone! Please! 718 01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,819 For god's sake, run! 719 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,793 Not so loud, mate! 720 01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:42,172 (Screaming) 721 01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:53,670 (Roaring) 722 01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:56,315 (Panicked screams) 723 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:08,323 (Screaming) 724 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,034 (Screaming) 725 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,374 (Roars) 726 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,201 (Screaming) 727 01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:25,674 - Bastardo! - Bitch! 728 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,887 Madre de dios! 729 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,563 - Help us! - Bugger that! 730 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,027 (Choking) 731 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,653 (All moaning and growling) 732 01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:01,247 (Screaming) 733 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,105 Run, paquita! 734 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:30,948 (Panicked screams) 735 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,362 (Moaning) 736 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,158 (Woman screaming) 737 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,459 Help! 738 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:41,128 (Snarling) 739 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:50,078 Help! Help! Help! 740 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,496 (Screams in pain) 741 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:52,889 Shit! 742 01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,812 Help! Help! 743 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:03,309 (Screaming) 744 01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:32,179 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 745 01:12:03,277 --> 01:12:04,874 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 746 01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:25,565 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 747 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,572 Woman: Please don't kill me. 748 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,776 It's okay. It's me. 749 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,374 (Sobbing) 750 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,650 That's a nasty plaque problem you got there, mate. 751 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:15,529 Got a bit of a cavity there, mate. 752 01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:17,992 (Laughing gleefully) 753 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:40,887 Mandy. 754 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:43,969 It's me, Rita. 755 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,181 Remember? 756 01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:49,107 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 757 01:13:58,517 --> 01:13:59,818 (Roaring) 758 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:26,186 (Moaning) 759 01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:27,638 (Yelling) 760 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,297 (Grunting) 761 01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:42,679 (Metal clanking) 762 01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:18,795 (Muffled screaming) 763 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:25,802 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 764 01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:32,930 (Laughing) 765 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:42,564 (Crying) 766 01:16:47,645 --> 01:16:48,946 Oh! 767 01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:52,207 (Blades whirring) 768 01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:54,369 (Laughing) 769 01:17:05,704 --> 01:17:07,347 (Painful groaning) 770 01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:14,851 You mutant little shit! 771 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:28,017 You'll be okay. 772 01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:29,865 (Pained crying) 773 01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:33,207 Let me in! For Christ's sake, let me in! 774 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,234 Let me in! Help! 775 01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:37,610 Please, help! 776 01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:39,538 Paquita, we must. 777 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,875 Come on! Help! Quickly! 778 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:56,556 There's thousands of them! What the hell's this? 779 01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:58,923 Leave her alone. 780 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:02,218 She's been bitten! You know what that means? 781 01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:03,845 She's gonna turn into one of them! 782 01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:05,944 I won't. I won't. 783 01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:10,910 Help me! 784 01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:52,602 - Stop it! - You stay out of it! 785 01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:54,771 I know what to do! She's history! 786 01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:57,273 I've read the comics! Total lobotomy! 787 01:18:57,274 --> 01:19:00,360 - Dismemberment! - You're crazy! 788 01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:03,790 There's no room for hysterical women in my unit! 789 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:09,244 (Electricity crackling) 790 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,888 (Laughing maniacally) 791 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:40,538 (Screaming) 792 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:50,669 (Moaning) 793 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:58,931 (Woman screaming) 794 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,767 Step right up, you creepy old bastards! 795 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:05,609 (Laughing) 796 01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:12,199 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 797 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:14,530 Lionel. 798 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:16,069 Paquita! 799 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:17,700 No! 800 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,529 (Screaming) 801 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,278 (Pained groaning) 802 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:00,952 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 803 01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:04,789 (Laughing) 804 01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:13,117 (Woman screaming) 805 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:16,422 Just as well someone around here's got balls, eh, girls? 806 01:21:16,955 --> 01:21:18,381 (Pained groaning) 807 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:20,888 (Laughing) 808 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,393 You goddamn little rug rat! 809 01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:32,187 Get out of the way! 810 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:37,443 You little maggot! 811 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,289 Where are you, you little crawler? 812 01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:46,785 (Rumbling) 813 01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:54,460 (Women screaming) 814 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,520 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 815 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,484 No! 816 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:23,576 Lionel! 817 01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:33,464 (Inhuman growl) 818 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:37,218 Holy Christ! Vera! 819 01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:43,516 (Screaming) 820 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,894 (Laughing) 821 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,694 (Moaning) 822 01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,024 Rita: Leave me. 823 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,028 (Rita screams) 824 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,113 (Rita sobbing) 825 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,665 (Gasps) 826 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,841 Party's over. 827 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,049 - (Snarling) - (Growling) 828 01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:08,969 (Screams) 829 01:25:14,401 --> 01:25:15,702 (Screaming) 830 01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:21,503 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 831 01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:34,721 (Screams) 832 01:25:47,225 --> 01:25:48,947 (Whimpering) 833 01:25:58,236 --> 01:26:00,209 (Lawnmower shuts down) 834 01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:06,879 (Growling) 835 01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:11,682 (Roars) 836 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,293 (Lawnmower starts) 837 01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,476 Rita? 838 01:27:12,477 --> 01:27:14,120 (Gasping) 839 01:27:23,947 --> 01:27:25,114 God! No! 840 01:27:25,115 --> 01:27:26,416 (Laughing) 841 01:27:28,452 --> 01:27:29,799 (Screaming) 842 01:28:22,923 --> 01:28:24,941 No! You just get out of here. 843 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,692 What? 844 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:30,029 Haven't seen mum yet. 845 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,028 - (Rumbling) - (Floorboards creaking) 846 01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,788 (Growling) 847 01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:55,589 (In inhuman voice) Come to mummy, Lionel. 848 01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:58,050 Come on! 849 01:29:47,048 --> 01:29:49,601 - (Snarling) - (Screaming) 850 01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:55,986 Paquita: No! 851 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:02,322 You don't scare me, mum. 852 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:13,880 All my life, you told me nothing but lies. 853 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,086 That stuff about dad, 854 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:18,467 none of that was true! 855 01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:22,472 (Muffled screaming) 856 01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:25,895 You drowned them both, mum. 857 01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:28,464 Dad and that blonde woman. 858 01:30:28,465 --> 01:30:32,176 You caught them together and you killed them, didn't you? 859 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,511 How dare you speak to me like that. 860 01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:35,904 Didn't you? 861 01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,793 (Sniffling) 862 01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:55,458 (Exclaiming) 863 01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:59,800 Lionel here! Quick! 864 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:03,136 Slut! 865 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:04,676 (Screams) 866 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:14,519 don't you touch her. 867 01:31:15,512 --> 01:31:16,859 Paquita: No! 868 01:31:17,973 --> 01:31:21,892 No one will ever love you like your mother. 869 01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,445 (Screaming) 870 01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:26,698 No! 871 01:31:27,816 --> 01:31:29,208 No! 872 01:31:30,235 --> 01:31:31,582 (Roaring) 873 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:37,425 No! 874 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,414 No! No! 875 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:46,059 Such a good boy. 876 01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:48,553 No. 877 01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:49,795 (Laughing) 878 01:31:49,796 --> 01:31:51,393 No! 879 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,699 (Pained groaning) 880 01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:39,771 (Groaning) 881 01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:51,498 (Paquita screaming) 882 01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:57,960 (Sirens blaring) 883 01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:10,639 (Crying) 884 01:33:37,237 --> 01:33:38,584 No.